Varieties of Religious Truth

Taoism

Shit happens.

 Confucianism

Confuscius say,
"Shit happens"
 

 Buddhism

If shit happens,
it is not really shit.
 
Zen

What is the sound of
one shit happening?
 

 Hindusim

This shit has
happened before.
 

 Islam

If shit happens, it is
the Will of Allah.
 
Protestantism

Let shit happen to
someone else.


 
Catholicism

If shit happens,
you deserve it.


 
Judaism

Why does shit always,
happens to us?


 
Atheism

There is no such
thing as shit.


 
Agnosticism

I don't know
if shit happens.


 
Unitarianism

Same shit,
different day.


 


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